Feed the Literary Hungry

Yes, I am not starving. Yes, I am not homeless (knock on wood, knock on wood), but I am starving to get back home to my writing and to complete this "novel idea" (good one, Chris) before I'm pushing up daisies. So while there are thousands of other better causes, won't you help me? Even though I don't dye my hair anymore, in the words of the great conglomerate L'Oreal, I am worth it.